Hello friends! First up, we have the infamous clown head thing.
Next, my own animal. I named him "Bru"
I should probably explain. Bru was a failed government experiment to cross-breed different strands of cow and steer DNA to make Bovine Super Soldiers. Obviously there were some defects. No matter! Bru's a smart fellow, and thus made his limbs out of forks, rulers, and duct tape. Just look at that hang time! How's that for genetically superior?